Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
I still assume 70s were 30 years ago
They say money can’t buy you friends, but it can buy you pets.
Australia is spelt with three A’s, but they all sound different…
‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
Rt
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I am totally indifferent to people with license plates from my home state, until I’m out of town, then we’re best friends.
I don’t always shit when I piss but I always piss when I shit.
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
I hate when someone makes excuses for old people’s problematic behavior like “ohhh they’re just set in their old ways!” as if that’s a free pass like Bitch I don’t care lmfao you need to be set in your new ways otherwise I’m gunna break your other hip